He has a job in Law Enforcement.
You could also say he works the night shift.
Dexter is a totally normal dude. He has... friends...
Castiel: Dexter, God has commanded that you turn away from your sins.
Dexter: Sorry, Cas. My dad always told me that winners never quit, and quitters never win.
Dexter (VO): Maybe this Edward Cullen can teach me how to be a normal boyfriend. I should be taking notes. Obsessively monitor your significant other's whereabouts? Watch her sleep? Lurk outside her house at all times? Maybe dating isn't as complicated as I thought.
He even belongs to a bowling team!
The name of the team means nothing! Also, it doesn't mean anything that Dex is the only one on his "team."
It's all an elaborate ruse anyway.
Truth be told...
Dexter isn't any better at bowling than he is at making real connections to other Sims.
But some Sims find such things very attractive!
ESPECIALLY IF THEIR NAME IS VERONICA MARS, AND THEY NEVER GO WITH THEIR GUT INSTINCT ABOUT A MALE.
Veronica: Skulking in the corner alone? Casing the joint? Ironic bowling shirt? Where have you been all my life?
Dexter (VO): Could it be? Could she realize that there's a darkness inside of me and that I should probably in the Criminal career instead?
Dexter (VO): This is so awkward. I'd better make a move. What would Edward Cullen do?
Veronica: Is that marching music? I love marching music. It's so... rhythmic.
Veronica (VO): Hmm. I don't see any power saws or body bags. I think I was wrong about this guy. He seems really sweet, like Piz.
Dexter (VO): What is it with me and steely yet vulnerable blonds with horrific taste in men.
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Ah, finally. A dark henley + a nighttime hotspot = there will be blood!
SDKHGSIUGHSGS OH... HI, VERONICA...
Dexter (VO): This is not how my evening was supposed to go. I wanted to keep tabs on Benjamin Long, but I can't get anything done with a fellow Law Enforcement Sim tailing me. This is bad. Distract her!
Winners never quit, Dexter. Just remember that.
Still, this can't end well -- will it be wedding bells or blood puddles? Come on, it's Veronica Mars. She'll be bugging Dexter's phone before the week is out. This could be a pretty great game of cat and mouse. And we all know Veronica likes bad boys, and it looks like she's found one that would make Aaron Echolls Have An Accident and forever be ridiculed by other Sims.
UGH GTFO GOSSIP GIRL NARRATION. WRONG KRISTEN BELL SHIT.
To Be Continued...